Q. What happens when you wrap presents while watching cheesy Lifetime Movie Network movies?
A. You accidentally let the cinnamon rolls rise for TWO AND A HALF HOURS instead of one! Did I just ruin Christmas breakfast?
The presents are wrapped, the stockings are stuffed, and these little children are nestled all snug in their beds (wearing their new Christmas pajamas, of course) . . .
. . . so all I’ve got to do is put on my kerchief and settle down for a long winter’s nap. (Hmmm. Might not be too long.)